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So you want to be Batman… Here’s how lol
I’d rather want to be Nightwing. He’s the most respected character in the
entire DC universe and he gets the most ladies
Lost me at “Donald Mussolini”. Just…infantile.
We want Roger’s.. Fuck you
So you want to be a Ghostbusters
So you want to be Buffy the Vampire Slayer
So you want to be Alex Schmidt.
Will you sleep gadget my dick off?
Love this idea as I have thought of this many times but you missed
something. He doesn’t pay for any of his gear. Fox makes it for him or
“loans” them to him secretly. They even discuss this in Batman Begins.
Batman has never once used Jitz in a fight. He uses many forms, but that
isn’t one of them. As it would be a huge waste of time. Jitz requires a one
on one fight. You can’t wrap your legs and arms around one person’s limb on
the ground. No matter who you are…
cause you need ta buy’THIS!’
The Tumbler….Hell YEAH
The whole magic thing answers too many impossible questions
good until affleck crack
Priest Morrison also, I am eating a piece of toast rn with more depth than
Priest Morrison *ALICE IN WONDERLAND*
GO HIDE ! – I’m the REAL BANE -
I like big bats and I cannot lie
Can’t Elon Musk be Batman in real life? All he needs is 5-10 years of
Martial Arts training.
Anyway, I want to know how to be Tony Stark/Iron Man. Also, please do
why do you have to cram in politics it adds nothing and insults half of
Good video but AWE me already did it
Who hurt you?
I like how when I read the title, I knew it had to be Alex hosting. I read
it in his voice.
I’d like to see you cover “So you want to be Frodo Baggins.”
I want to be THE PUNISHER!!!!
donald trump is batman.
I want to be a character from the Simpsons
So you want to be…. Hannibal Lecter
You’re forgetting Batman’s most important powers: Popularity and
There’s no shortage of logically-inconsistent, hard-fighting, no-power,
dark-loner geniuses. I’m not complaining about that, or about Batman
really. They can be a lot of fun. But his hardcore fans have ruined the
character *for* *decades* by demanding that he be all-powerful but still
maintain that Batman is the most heroic because he has no powers.
If you’re just going to write a gizmo or “secret plan” for him to get out
of every corner he gets into, then he’s not a human character, he’s Bugs
Bunny in a cowl. There’s nothing remotely interesting about watching him
Deus Ex Machina his way out of everything. It’s just lazy writing and poor
logical consistency. Give me a Batman with some fucking weaknesses please.
He’s worse than Supes, Deadpool, or Silver Surfer.
Even Superman’s infamous “just-now remembered superpower that totally
solves this problem” isn’t as bad as Batman’s belt and “secret plan”
nonsense. Give me a Batman with some glaring flaws or weaknesses. A guy who
CAN be caught off-guard. A guy who might start having doubts about what
he’s doing. *Anything* to make it seem like he’s actually being heroic by
overcoming that adversity. “I don’t sleep a lot and I only have sex once in
a while” is a crappy sacrifice.
trump hate on an unrelated video…bye.
TheCrypticKnight *DISNEY PRINCESS*
In keeping with the theme, please do a “So you want to be… Hawkeye” (from
the Avengers). Or Black Widow. Either one.
I want to be R2-D2
You clearly need to do James Bond next
Actually I don’t want to be Batman.
0:47 And everyone knows there aren’t any other superheroes without powers
You forgot “Dead Parents” for the list of things needed to be Batman
what if I’m not that altruistic and I want to be Lex Luthor? Hypothetically
of course I’d really want to be swamp thing.
so you want to be the Punisher
so you want to be Riddick
so you want to be Darth Vader or Han Solo or Boba Fett
so you want to be Jason Bourne
so you want to be an editor for Cracked.
jk, nobody wants to be an editor for Cracked
i rather be black panther.
You copied the imaginary axis, you should actually do more research
So you want to be THE ROCKETEER / THE SHADOW / THE PHANTOM.
So you want to be SAITAMA
do buffy next
Goku. I want to be Goku.
Step 1: Be a Saiyan. Oh wait, Saiyans don’t exist.
I’d choose to have his combat skills. Already educated enough to live. The
combat skills and a brown bag is enough to fight crime!
I’m pretty sure that secretly blaming yourself for your parents’ alleyway
massacre that you witnessed firsthand when you were eight years old will
give you all the motivation you need to die trying to be Batman.
do Black panther next!
so you want to be a Disney Princess…?
i would be batman i would just hang up my cape and be a millionaire u can
just move out of gotham
is this a new series?
I wanna be goku
I wanna Yusuke Uramishi
I think you should do Rico Rodriguez from Just Cause.
i want to be batman, so i can stop being batman and just be a rich person.
I’m not saying I’m batman I’m just saying you’ve never seen us in the same
room at the same time.
College is free or even pays you in Europe
I’ll be Batman Beyond
I guess I’ll just stick with bating. pun intended.
Jason Bourne, Jason Bourne!!!!
the Tumbler was not a tank, it was a custom made car. each unit cost nearly
£200,000 to produce for the movies, and a street legal one was for sale for
around £600k in 2014. of course if you include the guns and gadgets from
the movie it would definitely get more expensive but Im not sure it would
cost 9 million $ or more.
Aflac BATDEVIL 👹
The 3 years max thing checks out with the Nolan films pretty well.
I want to be Lex Luthor, fuck batman, if your going to protect mankind why
fight the little battles? What about the other 299 million people on Earth?
Lex Luthor defends the whole world from Superman, the super powered God of
destruction. Just to catch a robber Superman destroys billions in
infrastructure. Superman is just an escalation of force, before him did
Metroplis ever get invaded by aliens looking to capture and kill Superman?
Before Batman did the Joker ever hold Gotham for ransom? FUCK no. At least
Lex wants to use Supermans powers to benefit everyone, not just Superman.
yo can you do one for Donald Trump?? I’m like 60% sure that he is 100%
ficcional 🙂 if not link from the Zelda series of games would be cool!
SO YOU WANT TO BE RORSCHACH. “Human bean juice. Har har.”
I never wanted to be a Batman…I wanted to be…A LUMBERJACK!
So You Want To Be…Captain of a ship for StarFleet
Cracked; so you want to be a pedo.
when you have to start the show saying it’s funny. Depressing AF
So… you want to be a parent?
Wait no…Clarice Starling, her training is fucking insane
I think this video is going to get a lot of links from comic book channels.
Love the video this guy is kinda lame tho
Would it be easier to become The Punisher?
This was great! Like OPCD ‘Light’ – I think Cracked has FINALLY found a
segment where the ‘new guy’ fits (and didn’t annoy the ever living crap out
of me) Great segment, I look forward to more.
next up: so you want to be ironman
What would it be like to be Arrow?